Journaling Because Murder Is Wrong

Feeling just a tad homicidal after that last Zoom call? Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Channel your frustrations in a healthier way (because apparently murder is frowned upon) with this hilariously sassy journal. Whether you’re plotting world domination or simply scribbling your to-do list, this hard-backed beauty is here for all your deepest, darkest thoughts—or just notes on grocery shopping. You do you.

With its vibrant vintage colors and design on both sides, this journal screams creativity while whispering, “I’m fine… really.” Case-wrap binding means it lies flat, so you won’t have to wrestle with it while you jot down your "totally innocent" ideas. Choose from ruled, graph, or blank pages to fit your mood—whether you're feeling organized or artistically chaotic.

Product Features:

Bold, vibrant prints with vintage vibes—because aesthetics matter, even when you're venting.
Double-sided design for extra flair.
Case-wrap binding for hassle-free flat opening, perfect for your plotting needs.
128 pages for all your evil (or wholesome) plans.
Choose your adventure: ruled, graph, or blank pages.